i'm so glad yesterday is over.  that was one of the toughest days i've had in a while.

all and all i ended up in my truck half naked and probably more sunburnt.

i can't sleep at night.  i think i need to eat six meals a day.

also i've decided i don't want to be fat anymore.   it was a big decision for me.  i can't think of a day in my life where i haven't wanted to be 300 lbs.  but i've decided it would just be too expensive, no matter how good you would look or how many girls you would get or how much jerry jones would call you wanting you to play for the dallas cowboys and i have to say "no jerry, i'm not in it for the fame and money:  i don't care if you want to name your 1.3 billion dollar statium after me.  i just want pie."

ameliorate.  that is the word of the day.  i had to say it 100 times before i went to sleep last night so i wouldn't forget it.  it's weird how i can quote every inch of the royal tenebaums but i can't remember 10 letters.

lets wrap this up:

hangover - awesome

4 shots of jack in twenty minutes - not awesome

being off today - awesome i guess because i'm probably going to call ali markham and go hangout with her but i wanted to go to the baseball game tomorrow.

still being sunburnt - not awesome i guess but i do have some color now but that color is red.

weird dreams that last pretty much all night - .....?

chris ham - fat

"i'm going to rock out with my cock out and your going to jam out with your clam out and it's going be fucking awesome."

- neil patrick harris  

-- who is fucking awesome.

---but i still don't think that drug humor is that funny. 

"god damn tarp's fallin off the god damn truck!"

this is what keith bunch said to me yesterday and i have not stopped laughing.

also we have adapted to not having a 360 or ps3 at the house anymore by bringing it back to the old school.  cuz we're soo cool. 

GT3!!!!

i love that game.   gooooooo veeeeetzzzzzz!!!  

my pink car is better than yours.

i realize that my favorite color is grey and not only does it describe my personality but it also describes my take and views on life.  i wonder if other people are color coded as well.

still have yet to find a band.  for my fingers or my ears.  my computer isn't helping either, as it has eaten all my music and will not let it out.  you have had enough!  let other people enjoy some jams and tasty beats you greedy bastard!

and all of these bastards.  we walk with our guesses but the answers still elude us.

you tell me to stop thinking with my dick but i think thats how your entire life is laid out for you.

my head feels like its in a blender right now.

i think that my brain is broken.  why am i retarded.  i want stupid things.  i wish i had a fuse box.  i really like mustard.  what?  wait, not any more.

do you ever just want to go?  is it too late for that?  to just go?  just walk away from everything.  if someone told me that there was a naked cruise going to japan that was only one way and you couldn't bring anything and they would have clothes for you there once you got off the boat, i think i might go.  leave everything behind and learn japanese.  i'd probably be tall enough to be king anyways.

it's weird, i always ride in my truck with the windows down, but now that they are stuck that way i don't want to anymore.

kinda hungry.  i don't think i like being in charge at work, because i have to be a jerk to everyone and then i go back to being exactly on the same level as everyone else the next day.  it's not my job to be a jerk.  i'm just supposed to smile all day.  i'm good at that.  and being a jerk but that isn't what they pay me for so that's not the point.

i want to see a movie.  i wish i had someone to go with.  i'm not going to go by myself because then i'll have to put out and i'm way too classy.

this timeline is going to end soon.  hopefully my calender will be remembered as accurate.